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Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.
Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!
Last night my boyfriend looked so good , I couldn’t help but get on my knees for him and slob meat.
Slob meat by hidear November 5, 2017

slobadon 

One who is a disgusting person, eats excessively. Essentially, an extreme slob.
Man, did you see Absalon? He's such a slobadon.
slobadon by EthanK March 4, 2008
To make out with someone.
Dang, you bust slob with two women last night- unlike Phil, who just slobs on himself.
bust slob by stop it loser January 21, 2009

Slobbyist 

Fat, middle aged trolls that hide behind an alias on escort review boards. Their purpose is to insult, defame and harm an adult entertainer’s reputation. Their misogynistic attitude is prevalent in their critically unflattering reviews and board posts.
...a bunch of old fat slobbyists can't even get laid 4-pay have nothing better to do than use TER to whine about others! misogynist board troll
Slobbyist by Sophie4U June 25, 2016

Slobber Copter 

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis
After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter
Slobber Copter by ChazBente November 17, 2018