Slong-sleeved shirt

A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.

Once you spot a slong-sleeved shirt, you won't stop looking out for them.

by Slongsleevedshirts November 30, 2011

Short Sleeved Magician

N. A phrase coined by comedian Demetri Martin on his comedy central show "Important Things with Demetri Martin" meaning a situation where you can see the inevitable outcome.

Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"

Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"

by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010

Sleezed

Someone who is drunk, high, or just not sober.

Harris was so sleezed last night that he vomited in the uber

by Joey Hotdogs May 3, 2018

short sleeved magician

When you can see what's coming.

Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.

by Udertheo February 25, 2010

sleezedropping

(v.) Listening to the soundtrack of a sexual act in which you are not partaking, be it for entertainment value or masturbatory material. This is commonly practiced in hotel rooms or apartment buildings with thin walls.

I can't stop myself from sleezedropping when I walk out into the hall and hear the people in apartment 327 fucking.

by PalmsDown January 17, 2010

sleeved

High as fuck

Dude, last night I was so sleeved I forgot how I got there

by paddy O'G June 13, 2017

Sleeped

To sleep in present tense (in bad English)

I sleeped in my bed

by GrayPandora August 22, 2020