A shirt in which the sleeves are too big for the individual wearing the shirt and cover the elbows - a synonym to 'shants' (shorts/pants). The word 'slong' is a conjunction of the words short and long hence slong: not to be confused with a large penis-sleeved shirt, though hilarious. Slong-sleeved shirts are usually worn by the over 40, which is generally excusable, but under this age, slong-sleeved shirts are not acceptable. Not to be confused with three-quarter shirts.
by Slongsleevedshirts November 30, 2011
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Tom: "Hey Steve asked me if he could borrow 40 bucks yesterday"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
Demetri: "Oh Yea? Thats a short sleeved magician, you know you won't be getting that back"
by ChaoticFlow February 25, 2010
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Get the Sleezed mug.Guy: I went over to Fred's and he asked to borrow some money.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
Demetri: That Fred, he's such a short sleeved magician.
by Udertheo February 25, 2010
Get the short sleeved magician mug.(v.) Listening to the soundtrack of a sexual act in which you are not partaking, be it for entertainment value or masturbatory material. This is commonly practiced in hotel rooms or apartment buildings with thin walls.
I can't stop myself from sleezedropping when I walk out into the hall and hear the people in apartment 327 fucking.
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