Smeagle

The hot new way to refer to a heroin junkie that is doing something dastardly

“oh my god, that smeagle just stuffed a pack of chicken breasts down it’s pants in the middle of Walmart!!! Someone do something?!”

by Navillusnoraa November 15, 2018

screaming seagle

while engaging in intercourse on the beach, the man places his dick in the sand and sticks it back in his partner.

We were on the beach last night and we tried the screaming seagle, it really hurt.

by Clutter January 16, 2008

Slagle

To slide a somewhat sticky object across a flat surface.

Tom slagled his weiner across the countertop.

by Ib-ib-ibebitable October 19, 2004

Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007

Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.

Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.

by creead April 27, 2010

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Slagle

A highly intelligent and mechanical master mind in the amazing world of physics. The mind of being present in a consciousness that brings the minds of others to an abrupt halt and left in the midst of doubt and explanation.

After a brief discussion you will drop all that you know and seek great wisdom and knowledge. The professor was Impressed by the amount of slagle that I had obtained.

by Fuckingflinn January 4, 2014