Slay the dragon

Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your butthole, in which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team.

Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!

by Mike Hunts Softball Team June 28, 2011

Slay a Dragon

The act of release the ultimate black evil from one's anus.

"Dude, I ate way too much food. I gotta go Slay a Dragon."

"Man, I have to Slay a Dragon, that Taco Bell is hitting me the wrong way."

by thatguy669606 April 4, 2009

Slaying the Dragon

A term used for calming down one's significant other if they are acting irrational, casting allegations or generally nagging to no end about anything

Sorry that I'm late fellas. I was home slaying the dragon as my girl saw Samantha's Facebook post on my wall earlier today!

by Thechriseco November 30, 2011

Slay the Dragon

To masturbate

Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube

by Mr. JayBee June 30, 2012

Slaying the Dragon

V. When one pees in each urinal and stall in a bathroom during one trip

Man, Chad is so good at slaying the dragon. I heard he's done it in every bathroom in the school.

by Gidzhead March 6, 2014

Slay some dragons

To have sex with a hideous girl with which you have no interest of ever seeing again.

Jesse, i'm desperate man, let's hit up the bar tonight and slay some dragons.

by Big Bobby B August 27, 2008

slay some dragons

To go out with the intent of picking up random fat/ugly women for quick sex.

Dude, I'm tired and horny, instead of trying to pick up hot women to get laid, we should just go out and slay some dragons!

by Kelsey D. H. October 21, 2008