Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your butthole, in which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team.
Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
by Mike Hunts Softball Team June 26, 2011
"Dude, I ate way too much food. I gotta go Slay a Dragon."
"Man, I have to Slay a Dragon, that Taco Bell is hitting me the wrong way."
"Man, I have to Slay a Dragon, that Taco Bell is hitting me the wrong way."
by thatguy669606 November 24, 2008
A term used for calming down one's significant other if they are acting irrational, casting allegations or generally nagging to no end about anything
Sorry that I'm late fellas. I was home slaying the dragon as my girl saw Samantha's Facebook post on my wall earlier today!
by Thechriseco December 01, 2011
Friend 1: how did your date go?
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
Friend 2: horrible. She stood me up so I went home and had to slay the dragon using my tears as lube
by Mr. JayBee June 26, 2012
by Gidzhead July 28, 2013
by Big Bobby B July 31, 2008
Dude, I'm tired and horny, instead of trying to pick up hot women to get laid, we should just go out and slay some dragons!
by Kelsey D. H. August 17, 2008