slapsturbate

The act of high-fiving oneself.

Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.

by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

slapsterbating

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.

Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.

by horny narwhale March 6, 2015

crowd slipstreaming

Walking directly behind someone who is pushing through a crowd, to avoid having to push through the crowd yourself. Only works if you stay in the empty area directly behind the person in front of you. Usually done behind someone tall or buff.

Guy 1: "Dude, how did you get to class so fast?"
Guy 2: "I did some crowd slipstreaming behind that tall guy over there, it saved me a lot of time."

by LotteHaichu December 2, 2013

sapstar

A person who quotes sappy movie quotes, song lyrics and other such nonsense to express their feelings and emotional state of being.

"Gawd did you see Kelly's facebook status updates? She is such a sapstar quoting all those Dashboard lyrics just because she got dumped."

by concurious March 29, 2009

jurassic slapstorm

a noun for a women with a extremely loose vagina.

Pamela Anderson is a jurassic slapstorm.

by randomanonymous April 13, 2008

Slapster

A man or woman with an unquenchable fetish for slapping others on the buttocks

Trish can be a real slapster at parties.

by DrMeandudeMD October 6, 2006

slapsteamer

when u take a huge shit into a sock,a bag,or andthing that will hold a huge load. tie the sock/bag off swing it around your head like an old fashion sling shot, go slap some one in the face with ur steaming load

-charles took a huge steamy load into his sock and ran up to his buddy chester and slaped him in the face with it

-i ran up to that cop and gave him a slapsteamer

by mmmfood08 April 4, 2006