swamp slapshot

When you slap your penis hard against a girls vagina who has a bad yeast infection. It sounds similar to stepping knee deep in swamp mud.

Yo that biddy is totally sloppy, you can her that swamp slapshot from a mile away.

by office12 April 22, 2010

Snapshits

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

by Lady Bob July 12, 2007

Snapshit

When you take a snapchat photo, but you look like absolute shit. But you send it anyways.

Corey: Yeah, I was snapping Watilda last night and she sent me a face where she looks silly.
Noland: Sounds like Watilda sent a snapshit.

by Katiekat1475 October 21, 2015

Snapshitting

The act of taking a selfie for snapchat whilst in the midst of taking a shit.

John: (shitting whilst on snapchat)

Richard: (recieves snap) John, are you snapshitting again?

by Iainator May 22, 2014

SlapShot

When a man slaps a woman with an erect or semi-erect penis.

Did you hear about Zach pulling a SlapShot on that drunk girl at that party, it was hilarious!

by ZStan June 14, 2010

slapshot

Similar to snap when making fun of a person.

I fucked your sister last night.

Slapshot, biatch!!!

by Spencer R December 2, 2004

SlapShot Regatta

A duel. Faceoff between two foes. Sometimes in someone’s basement, sometimes not.

That Carolina Big Cat vs Washington Team game was a back and forth slapshot regatta if I’ve ever seen one. Some serious Wild Cards played critical roles….Cheese burgers nice try guys.

by Scotty Jericho November 21, 2021