slapped salami 

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

slapped salami by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

Slapped with Stank 

Eating a stank ass pussy.

I went down on that ho and got slapped with stank. I tried to pull back but she just shoved my face in there.

Slapped with Stank by Eaton Holgoode December 24, 2017

Slapped Ass

A not so good feeling, usually physical, and usually used when not feeling well, or hungover. Also can be used to describe the way a person, or yourself, physically appears.

I feel like a slapped ass today.

You look like a slapped ass! What's wrong?

Slapped Ass by gina November 20, 2003

slapped the yarmulka 

Slang term meaning one has been gifted with a very large nose.

Howard Stern was slapped the yarmulka! You could ski down his nose!

slapped the yarmulka by Paul August 2, 2004

Slapped in the Face with a Turd 

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

Slapped in the Face with a Turd by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005

slapped cheek disease 

a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.

Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.

slapped cheek disease by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Slapped-Out 

And excessively hard bitch slap which in turn results in a knock out. Fatality

Mj did you see that dude get Slapped-Out?
Yeah, nigga went night night!!!

Slapped-Out by JJ Doe October 9, 2013