Bombay Slapjack

The act of defecation upon your partner's tits,then.......TITWANK!!!

"Fancy coming back to mine for a Bombay Slapjack?!?!"

by Rorymotion May 10, 2009

SlapJack

A game in which somebody yells "SLAPJACK!" and brutally slaps someone until their organs shut down.

Drew got his ass slapjacked so hard he fucking died.

by Reckewww01 January 26, 2019

slapjack

Slapping one's own ass while jacking off to their own lower body.

The man slapjacked himself.

by ChloeV124 November 30, 2016

Slapjack

A game similar to the classic punch buggy. Every time one sees a yellow vehicle, they slap the person next to them and say "slapjack!"

Originated from Oshawa.

-yellow car drives past-

Girl: SLAPJACK! *slaps friend*

by BillyBob the Hick July 17, 2009

Slapjack

A "homeless" person who lives on the street.The one with no teeth,dirty as hell,and talks to himself outloud while making no sense at all.Sleeps on a piece of cardboard

In downtown San Francisco,you will see many "slapjacks" on the street during the "wee" hours of the morning.

by Robo93 November 27, 2006

slapjacks

a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags

Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!

by Cooter April 20, 2005

Madrid Slapjack

Having eaten nothing but raw meat for three days you then shit in your partners mouth. No need for a tit wank - see Bombay version - you've already ruined her.

After a weekend in Spain she knew just what she was getting - the madrid slapjack.

by Spanish Surprise May 17, 2006