Skype ‘n Wipe

Slang for the foul habit of attending a staff meeting online while using the toilet.

Although entirely socially unacceptable, his twisted judgment led him to believe that Skype ‘n Wipe was somehow OK.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

Skype Penguin

A skype penguin is a penguin full of choclatey goodness who skypes egyptian uncles while talking to a ravneet = a person who believe they are black and enjoys eating zebra naan daily.

"omg look at that chocolatey Skype Penguin!"

by ihave6fingers August 16, 2011

skype goggles

The unexplained phenomenon in which one skype user perceives the other skype user to be more attractive than they truly are. This can be largely attributed to the low quality of the video feed. This is similar to beer goggles.

Yo, dude must have skype goggles on because that girl isn't that attractive.

by Kevin G - halfanonionbagel January 17, 2009

Skyade Blu

An amazing person which deserves all love in the world. Used to describe a specific perfect person.

"Are you Skyade Blu?"
"No, why?"
"Because you are perfect!"

by FurFuck December 1, 2020

Skype Sync

To use the popular online telecommunication application with another friend to sync web pages or videos and view them at the same time; to simulate being with each other in the same room listening to each other's comments, frustrations, laughter, ect.

Dude, my new Youtube video uploaded, Skype Sync?

by compnerd311 June 15, 2009

Skype Hangover

When you have a really loud, crazy, fun Skype call with everyone involved laughing and screaming and joking for a really long time, typically late into the night, and then the next morning, you wake up with a sore throat and hoarse voice from said screaming and laughing.

That call the other night was fun and all, but I got a major Skype hangover. I had to whisper everything so my fucking throat wouldn't kill me.

by Fabulous Octopus May 31, 2016

dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012