Swinefluent

Someone who is an expert on the subject of Swine Flu.

I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.

by MoLo36 April 30, 2009

Swinegate

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.

After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.

by hightidetech October 23, 2009

Dynamite Swine

Spicy pork that causes one's bowels to growl like a junkyard dog.

That dynamite swine Mark had at the Brunswick Pork House made him "drop the kids off at the pool" immediately after consuming it.

by Gary Ray February 5, 2009

Swine Fever

It is the irresistible attraction to rather large greasy women. Usually they consist of multiple chins, kankles, cellulite, and just overall fat.

Andy-Dude why don't we ever hang out with Chris

Jon-Didn't you hear? He's got that Swine Fever.

by jonward April 28, 2009

Uncultured swine

A person who does not understand a reference to something popular, or the like

Person 1: What's a rare pepe?
Person 2: YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

by Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeseburger May 20, 2016

Swine Fraud

Swine Fraud (n.)- someone who chooses to fake flu illnesses so that they can remain at home to avoid work or classes.

Person 1: I feel awful. I heard Maria might have the swine so the boss made her stay home.
Person 2: No, she just didn't want to come in this week.
Person 1: She's such a swine fraud.

by theSwineFraud October 26, 2009

Swinette

To pull a pig's hair tauntly across its own ass, proceding to then pluck the hair with your teeth. Thus making outstanding backwoods music!

My friend James played the Swinette like a mad man last night, while Ron and Roy danced around the fire all night.

by Bill P. August 29, 2006