Skumping

having video sex(humping) while on skype.....skumping
Playing with your self on video chat(skype)
I heard my roommate Jane skumping with her boyfriend....I guess they miss each other so much......
by 40Forty March 10, 2011
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Skump

- Noun

1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"

2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump

ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."

3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.

ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."

- Verb

1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump

ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."

2. To fail at something quickly and miserably

"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"

2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket

ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
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Skumped

Skumped - To be dumped by your loved one over Skype.
My girlfriend went to europe and after 6 days she skumped me. She broke up with me over Skype.
by zubb00 January 13, 2011
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Skump

The sexual act of a male ejaculating into a female's mouth. He the turns around and she spits the seamen into his butthole. She then eats the seamen out of the butthole.

This act is commonly combined with other sex acts in manuvers such as the Skumpty-nine or Tennessee Log Skump.
I wouldn't go near that girl's mouth, I got a skump from her last night
by GrantyPanties August 09, 2011
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Skump

Verb. Derived by contracting the words Sky and Hump. For a man to wrap both of a woman's legs around his waist so as to elevate her off of the ground with a repeated thrusting motion. A common dance move.
"He really skumped that girl on the dancefloor last night."

"Wow! Dale almost skumped her right through the ceiling!"
by funshun July 15, 2008
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skump weasle

low down scum, a slime ball, snakey dude
You are a skump weasle!
by Seles April 06, 2011
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Skump Bump

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.
(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.
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