by 40Forty March 26, 2011
Get the Skumpingmug. - Noun
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
1. a.k.a. "Skeet-no-pump"
2. A failed pump-skeet, in which the skeet has ejaculated from the man or woman's penis before or at the time of the first pump
ex. "Jack's skump cost him any future relationships he could have had with that other young man, who was heavily turned off by skumps."
3. Also used as the term for the skeet that has resulted from the skump.
ex. "Jordan's no-pump-skeet got skump all over Francesca's prom dress the moment she opened the door. Her father was unimpressed by the whole skump debacle."
- Verb
1. To ejaculate prematurely from the balls without a full pump
ex. (past tense) "It was supposed to be a clean pump-pump skeet-skeet, but the moment she first tried to pump he immediately skumped in her hair."
2. To fail at something quickly and miserably
"Since Tony was prone to skumping, he would skump out with girls often, who were all afraid of his skump skumping into their faces"
2. A double-wicket home-hitter double-deuce in the great game of cricket
ex. "The Irish badgers were close to skumping the great game against India until John McCloud managed to pull a skump"
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by Pro Skumper. November 26, 2010
Get the Skumpmug. by zubb00 January 15, 2011
Get the Skumpedmug. The sexual act of a male ejaculating into a female's mouth. He the turns around and she spits the seamen into his butthole. She then eats the seamen out of the butthole.
This act is commonly combined with other sex acts in manuvers such as the Skumpty-nine or Tennessee Log Skump.
This act is commonly combined with other sex acts in manuvers such as the Skumpty-nine or Tennessee Log Skump.
by GrantyPanties August 12, 2011
Get the Skumpmug. Verb. Derived by contracting the words Sky and Hump. For a man to wrap both of a woman's legs around his waist so as to elevate her off of the ground with a repeated thrusting motion. A common dance move.
"He really skumped that girl on the dancefloor last night."
"Wow! Dale almost skumped her right through the ceiling!"
"Wow! Dale almost skumped her right through the ceiling!"
by funshun August 8, 2008
Get the Skumpmug. by Seles April 24, 2011
Get the skump weaslemug. (v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.
(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.
(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.
(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.
(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.
(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.
by Dick Tell July 24, 2018
Get the Skump Bumpmug.