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skeetch

Verb: A rambling speech during sex by the partner on bottom. Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the person on top is utterly horrible and cannot maintain the attention of their partner, and the one on bottom begins to randomly babble about non-related information. Tends to serve as a notice of disinterest to the mediocre partner.
Bob cannot pleasure Betty, who is laying on the bed, unentertained. Bob tries his hardest to pleasure Betty, who yawns and begins to recite "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost. Bob thus caused Betty to skeetch.
by scaswell January 1, 2009
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Skeetch

To take something of petty value that cannot be prosecuted by law. Usually while on a camping expedition.
Go Skeetch some firewood from those campers over there.
by Lincoln Logz February 29, 2008
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skeetching

Grabing onto a moving vehichle's rear bumpers on a snow covered road for the purpose of recreation or transportation.
Me and Bobby went out last night skeetching up and down the block.
by Nishnob April 24, 2018
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