pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.

Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.

by razornova August 25, 2008

Mooker Spooker

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

sookermany

Just for the record the first posting of the "Sookermany" definition was done as a prank by a work colleague of mine,Gary Lestrade. It was his unoriginal way of trying to get me back for posting his surname on here 3 days earlier. My uncle Mackie`s definition is the correct one. Although I would also totally agree with Greg's take on the definition. Sookermany`s are well travelled,educated,athletic,genetically great looking,successful people. Hang on, did I forget modest......They are indeed "sugarmanyes". And therefore constantly enjoy that sweet smell of success!

To be a success in every aspect of your life, would be defined as being "Sookermany" like.

by Sebastian Sookermany , London , England. January 10, 2005

skonkered

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

Skooner

A sailing ship

Esperance is a purpose-built day charter Sailing Skooner.

A skooner experience is a true sailing adventure: they give guests a genuine feel of yachting on the ocean’s waves.

by Beskyta May 13, 2022

snooker

1. n. billiard game played on a large table.
2. v. act of playing a safety shot in this billiard game.

The verb form snookered is not to be confused with the noun form snooker. Also these terms are not to be confused with the UK common slang word snooks, which refers to a stupid person.

T: You wanna play some snooker (1)?
J: sure!
T: I'm gonna snooker (2) you.
J: no way, you snooks

by who'sfat? April 29, 2006

snooker

The single god-word to say when your unsuspecting, casual pool-playing friends ask if you know how to play their game.

(when playing 8-ball)
Bob & Friends: Hey Joe, do you know how to use that cue?
Joe: I play snooker.
Bob & Friends: Holy shittt! Everybody, pull back your wagers, quick time!

by Bob & Friends October 6, 2008