skinternet

Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.

Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.

by swineyvee October 19, 2006

Skoner

getting a boner (not literally) after watching a really good skate part.

"Dude i just got a skoner watching Marc Johnson's part in Fully Flared"

by Hydo April 15, 2009

Skintern

Female intern who quickly decides to don provocative clothing to alter the competitive balance of the intern pool. Also know as the next Mrs. fill-in-your-boss' name.

The skintern didn't realize how intimate she would be getting with President Clinton's cigar.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

sonter

a northern irish phrase which uses a seaminly usless group of letters to encapsulate the phrase "go away" ,but is intented in a much stronger sense

for example "sonter on home wee lad"

by karlos55 March 20, 2008

Skunter

see Scunter

by Geordie boy October 14, 2003

sponterifous

SPONtaneous tERrIFic fabulOUS...haha...

Isn't this place spontiferous???
It sure is...

by Douchebag March 8, 2004

Skintern

A young female intern at a company who wears very short skirts, because they think its fine, no matter what the company policy

Boss, that new intern's a skintern

by thisguyoverhere July 10, 2011