Skip to main content

Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
by usis December 25, 2009
mugGet the Pencil Skirt mug.

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza
Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi
by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019
mugGet the Skrttzy Gertzy mug.
Related Words

Gut-skirt

The effeminate , fat apron often seen dangling from the mid-section of a shapeless man.
Lift your gut-skirt and pull up your panties, girlie-man!
by The Embellisher April 29, 2015
mugGet the Gut-skirt mug.

Skrt

Used when needed to get out of a awkward situation
EW this creepy dude just hit on me I gotta skrt skrt.
by Albina May 19, 2017
mugGet the Skrt mug.

skirt go spinny

a thing that transfemmes say when they wear skirts and spin around.
transphobes: ur a man
transfemmes: idc skirt go spinny
by ever.die November 2, 2021
mugGet the skirt go spinny mug.

Skrrt-Pop-Pop

Term invented by a UK rapper named "Big Shaq".(Michael Depaah) First seen in the intro of his music video for his single "Mans Not Hot" when hanging up the phone after being in a call with "Esnee". Philologists, Mathematicians, Anthropologists, Neurologists, Physicians, and Linguists all over the world have searched high and low to uncover the meaning of this term. Federal agencies have been hunting for Big Shaq for months after seeing this music video for interrogation based on the assumption that he has information that may be detrimental to our entire planet if placed in the wrong hands. After all of their research; they think they have come to a conclusion of what this complex word means.

The word is believed to simply mean "Goodbye.". This is all that the researchers could come up with .
Person A: "R ̠͈̩̺̜̱̙͚̩͚͈͉͐̅̽͒͒̃̅͜͠͠ų̶̨̛̗̖͔͈͊̐̇̿̽͆͗̕̚̚͠͠͝͝į̶̮͙̲̲̲̟̥̼͔͍̠̅̈̑͊͐́͠k̶̛̯̫̗͉͈̲͚͈̦͋̒̊̎͂͛̃͌̇̅̊̕ ̶̛̳̣̱͂̀̊́̓͘͜͝v̵̖͓͑͐̎̑̾͌̋́͊̎ő̶̮̦̳͓͎̦͔̦̄͜͜k ̢̺̻̬̖͎̋̕ ̵̧͕̠̞͍̃͂́̕ṇ̴̡͖͚̀́̓̉͊̀͛̔͌̿̔͂̚͘͠u̶̳̭͋̿̄̐̓̃̀i̶͔̯͖̘̤͎̳͝t ̨̢̨̙̝̤̹̩͓̫̳͌͗̑̈́̔̾̊̏̕͝ ̡̧̛͙̩͙̞̬̺͖̼̩̳͖̯̀̂̽́̏̏̉̐̅̈́̚͠͠͝f̴̨̧̖̰̔͆̑̄̎́̕͠͠ͅo̶̞̐̈͒̅͑̌̒̆͌̕l̵̛̘̰̫͚͍͔͑̓̋̚̕͠l̵͖͇͉̙̯͙̱̎̓͛̕͠i ̨̡͈̜̣͉͖̺̰̮͚̲͒̇̅͑̋̈́̃̚s̴̢͇͍̥̹̠͔̜̮̱̳̜̤̜̓́̌̆͑̾͋̽̿͌̚̚h ̰̺̈́́n ̢͕͙̖̣̱̻̭̱͒̈́͌̂̎̎̍̀̎́̍͆̀̏̈e̴̟͇͕̘͔̦̗̠͍̩̳͗͌͐̾̊̈́͑̈͐͗̓̍͛̕͝ė̶̡̡̛̜͕͓͈͙͖̼̪̞͆͑̈́͝y ̗͎͚̟̜̪͂͐̌͆͜"

Person B: "S ̛̯̠̍̑̂̃̄́͒̓̈́̚͝k̴̛̟̺̟̮̱͙̂̂́̿͂̅͌͊͑̈́́̏͑̅ŗ̶̛̜̦̌̋̇̐̈́̇͠r̶̦̦͐̀͂͊́̐͌̆͠r̵̘̞̰̰͕̺̋̄̌̈́͋͋̄̀̈́̊̚ȁ̵̧̰̱̘̒̽́͑̓̉́͌͒̕͘t ̫͙͑̑̃̈́͛̃̂͗̾́ ̢̛̫͕̗͚̲̻̩͇̤̾͋́̒́̌̓b̵̨̡̨̜̻̝͍̪̉̐̈͐̈̒̌͌̅̄̇̆̕͝ͅļ̵̹̬̝̥̜̀̅̀̆͗͑́̂̈͒̽̉͘̚͝ŏ̶̡̢̞͚̗̣̆͒͌̆͆̾̊͛͝t̶̤̩͈͕̟̗̖̙̠͈͇̦̣͚͓̍̉̄ȅ̴̢͕̗͓̹̬̮̬̭̩̳̹̖̅̀̒͊͌̐̆̔ų̵̪̱̳̼̜͝͠ ͚̓͊̔͆̌͂̅̕̚͘͠n̶̞͈̖͓͙̼̒͑͛͆͐͆̕̚͝e ͖͋̅͑̔̆̍̒̒͗̕̚͠l̴͎͌̄̔̾̅̑e ̤̺͎̞̈ͅē̵̢̧̧̩͇̞̖̩̬̥̠͔̽̏̀͜"

Person A: "Skrrt-Pop-Pop!"
by Purrpologist March 5, 2019
mugGet the Skrrt-Pop-Pop mug.

job skirt

A skirt with a front fly paired with a button or snap, belt loops, and front or back pockets, resembling a typical pair of pants.

Named as such because they are frequently worn to work by women working in positions held mostly by women, as opposed to other types of skirts that are worn in occupations held by a lot of men.

Most jean skirts are job skirts.
She just loves to wear job skirts.
by Bed time March 22, 2010
mugGet the job skirt mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email