Sadsturbate 

Something emo kids do in the dark in their room after breaking up with their boyfriend (all emo boys are gay) for the eighth time that week.
The process involves crying profusely and masturbating simultaneously, using the tears as lube.
This has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals.

Shane's such a little bitch, he sadsturbates in his room. His dick is covered in mascara.

Sadsturbate by Addison Trent January 16, 2009

sadsturbate 

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

sadsturbate by kxpe May 2, 2011

Sadsturbate 

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.

After she broke up with me i sadsturbated violently and used my blood as lubricant.

Sadsturbate by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

Shitsturbate 

The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant

Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.

Shitsturbate by Topazoo November 29, 2009

shasturbate 

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

shasturbate by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate 

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

Shasturbate by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate 

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

shasturbate by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011