skirt

a fag, pussy, or bitch

- "why must you always talk about breasts and viginas, cant you like a girl for her personality?"
-"wow, you are such a fuckin' skirt"

by seagargwt April 12, 2006

skirt

A lesbian's cover-up boyfriend. See also beard.

Lisa is such a dyke, it's obvious that her boyfriend is just her skirt.

by not a caker yo March 23, 2004

skirt

street for methamphetamine
Not a popular term as it is only used by people with a clue. If you dont have a clue, ice is for you.

Guy: hey i got some dope skirt, want some?
Me: na im cool wit this chewy

by yanar April 15, 2004

skirt

emergency umbrella, just be sure to use a rounded stick

While walking with my girlfriend to the movies it began to pour. I had no umbrella, but my girlfriend was wearing a skirt and I happened to have a baseball bat handy. My arms were sour, but my hair was still sharp.

by alpot April 26, 2006

skirt

A noun used to identify a mildly above average slut. A girl that if one was ever lucky enough to catch her it would yeild bragging rights to all the guys.

ay three stacks.. check out dat skirt. All I would need is 3 and a half minutes... maybe even four.

by Michael Walsh December 12, 2007

skirt

a noob. A skirt is specifically a noob on psn (playstaion network). The term came in use on Killzone2 online.

Harrison-"Dude your such a fucking skirt you suck at Killzone man"

Tyler - "Leave me alone, if it was COD4 i could beat you"

Harrison- "but its not, you skirt"

by major coXsore March 5, 2009

skirt

Calling out a mans manhood and/or general decision making.

Joe: Dan lets go to the bars tonight with all the guys.

Dan: Nah bro. just staying in tonight.

Joe: Stop being a fucking skirt, and lets get drunk!

by Fuckin' Lou February 3, 2010