Barney Stinson

I heard that guy's awesome.

Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.

by BarnacleStinson January 21, 2011

Swinson’s Law

One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.

“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”

by AKACroatalin November 3, 2019

Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something

A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.

GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(

by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011

skintoneditis

when your skin color is a different color skin (ex. very light blue, light green, even gray)

Are you sure she has Skintoneditis because she seems pretty pale to me.

by Dhsidkdnskwkkwkwjfjrj June 18, 2018

cant beat skins on sunday

When playing the washington redskins on any givin sunday and you lose cause your team is trash or when your at church and want to bang the smoke but cant because your in the house of the lord

daylashawn: yo pooky did you smack that ass of that thick bitch at church?

pooky: no my dude remember my mom says i "cant beat skins on sunday"... i think its a law or something

daylashawn: Yee B!

by T STACKS November 17, 2010

Stinson

A very skinny man who has the attitude of a librarian.

That fuckin' stinson over there just gave me a ticket. Damn that guy is such a stinson, he wouldn't let me borrow his notebook.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Stinson Elementary

You already know all those annoying hoes and snitches be going to this school. There’s always those stupid bias teachers and annoying students that you get to much of. You start to like it and then that one annoying bitch gets bored of you happy and ruins your life. Always has those couple kids who are distinct and are better than the rest in sports etc. And there are always those cute why blonde girls that go to this school.

Damn she seems to be crushing the field she must go to a Stinson Elementary!

by Thatoneannoyingbitch101 November 4, 2019