skidder pig

A nasty fat bitch who takes more dick than a pornstar in the ass

That bitch is a skidder pig!

by Cumdumpster121 November 11, 2017

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bowl skidder

An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.

Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

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dog skidder

The quarter size( depending on the size of your dogs buthole), smeared poop dot left by a dog whiping its ass on your carpet.

Dude, im never going to that house again, he never cleans up todo's dog skidders

Looks like: When you take a freash ink pen dot, and smear it with your finger in one direction.

by shagtastic October 4, 2005

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Glitter Skidder

a) When you offer to give a celebratory hug to a perfomer who is covered in glitter and leave equally covered in glitter.

b) When you are covered in glitter from performing and a friend or fan dressed entirely in dark clothing comes in for a hug. You stop them at arms length and warn them, but they insist on the hug any way. You then leave your mark in glitter.

"I just left a glitter skidder on a friendly fan."

by Miss Kitty Baby December 23, 2009

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