skeezers

Skeezers is some nasty ass hoes who think they really great when they overweight outta shape and really hate they think everyone wants them when they dont unless you drunk or gone off some of that liq or l.i.q and u fuccs with one of them you will wake up and say DAYUM WHY THE FUCK DID I DO THAT NASTY HOE!!!

Yo dogg you gonna hit up that party.
ya.
Well my nigga watch out for them sick ass skeezers holla at a playa

by hewey May 31, 2004

Skeezer

A promiscuous unkept woman of uncouth principal.

did you hear bout eva? shes a straight skeezer now.

by Turner and Crystal June 23, 2008

skeezers

A nasty hoe, sumone dat gets around

A gurl dat swears she cute but really aint (hot mess)

Man, that gurl Shaquita and her friends are fuckin skeezers
i kno man she fuck everything wit a dick

by Reaquannita January 5, 2006

skeezer

Term used by a large black man on Jerry Springer to describe a fat, ugly trailer trash female who was banging her newphew

Black Guy - "You a dirty Skeezer!"
Crowd - "SKEEZER! SKEEZER! SKEEZER!"

by Fraser November 18, 2004

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

skeezer

A skeezer is a skank you can hit up any time to painfully ram any way you'd like

"wuddit do skeezer? you finna come up to my crib to do tha damn thang?"

by Ya boy dweezy aka d moerdyk January 12, 2009