Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017

kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.

Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.

by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007

Skeeving

Doing something Skeevy, or giving someone the Skeeves i.e. something creepy or gross.

He was totally skeeving on her facebook pictures.

Staring at someone while touching yourself.

by Eric B 4 Pres May 18, 2009

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

Skeeping

v: the act of video messaging (skype/ web-cam) someone in the hopes of having a sexual encounter with them later

I'm Skeeping my GF, cuz she's on vacation.

by Blackmagicwlc1 December 7, 2010

rack opinion sneering

remarking on a woman's breasts, usually in a snarky way.

What's "America's Next Top Model" without rack opinion sneering? I ask you.

by Gerivan July 23, 2010