Follower of a sport that'
s been dead for over a decade, skates on decks that are way too thin, has most likely
never skated a pool, or couldn't even name some of the classic SoCal spots, all the while spending
time learning complicated flashy
shit while they can barely ride their boards that they most likely paid way too much for.
Commonly seen escorted off of church property because most of the skateparks were closed after Gator was sent to prison.