skankapotumus 

a person of skanky ways. plural being skankaputumi.

Look at that skankapotumus hanging around the bar.

skankapotumus by ni-cee October 28, 2009

skankapotomus 

Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.

That new girl is a total skankapotomus! She's nothing but a nasty, overweight slut!

skankapotomus by YOHO2 October 16, 2009

skankopotomous

a REALLLY slutty girl that will rip off her panties at the sight of a man. usually characterized by herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, or hepatitis. also often fat and/or husky

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH A SKANKOPOTOMOUS!!!! YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE!!

dude i shouldn't have fucked that skankopotomous, i have herpes, gonorrhea, AIDS, and hepatitis now. FML!!!

skankopotomous by ovarymule June 14, 2009

Skankopotamus 

A nasty skank who needs absolute attention, and tries to fuck everyone.

That girl Brandi is such a disgusting skankopotamus, she hates me because I won't fuck her nasty ass.

Skankopotamus by Nutsinabag March 10, 2016

skankopotumous 

a fat whore.

guy 1: so I hear that chick over there will fuck anything that comes her way. You should look into that.
guy 2: hell no, man! she's a fuckin skankopotumous! she'd bust my matress!

skankopotumous by hollyshitimhigh March 18, 2009

shankopotamus 

When someone very, very badly hits a golf ball in a high-pressure situation. This also applies to field goal kicks where the kicker badly chokes. This word is the portmanteau of shank (as hitting a golf ball way off course) and hippopotamus. This word is designed to conjure up images of the worst choke performance you can imagine.

It came down to the last hole, and Gary did a complete shankopotamus. The ball traveled about 10 feet off the tee into the water. He never recovered, lost the round, and lost the game.

shankopotamus by evilelvis94 January 15, 2022

skankapotomus 

someone who dresses and acts skank like.
used to joke or crack on someone male or female.

Girl 1- im gunna wear this tube top red thong and skirt that shows halfmy ass when ii bend over. so guys knoee they can get it..

Girl 2- your such a skankapotomus

skankapotomus by whit_weezyy September 20, 2009