Siri is the "personal assistant" on the iPhone 4S. If you ask, she can tell you where the nearest ice cream store is, what the weather's going to be like tomorrow, what the square root of five is, or whether or not you are fat. Also, tell her to play a song, text or call a friend, plan an appointment, or set an alarm, and she will. It's pretty amazing.
However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.
However, you must remember that Siri is essentially an inanimate object. It is all too easy to fall in love with her because of her sassy, adorable remarks. But don't make the same mistake I did. She will never love you back, and she doesn't hesitate to say so.
You: "Siri, what's the meaning of life?"
Siri: "42."
You: "I accidentally the whole bottle."
Siri: "Is that so?"
You: "Siri, suck my dick."
Siri: "Ask nice, now."
Siri: "42."
You: "I accidentally the whole bottle."
Siri: "Is that so?"
You: "Siri, suck my dick."
Siri: "Ask nice, now."
by FruitySmoothie456 November 04, 2011
Siri is an beautiful girl with the warmest smile on earth. She is nice to eveyone she meets and its incredibly easy to like her! Everybody needs a Siri in their life<3
by mimosimo123 December 02, 2020
by boneless April 10, 2014
Siri is a new personal assistant on the new iphone 4s which has voice commands to control your iphone you can also ask siri questions aswell
by DecazD October 23, 2011
The coolest girl you will ever meet. She puts a smile on every face she's around. Loves her friends, will never put anything above them. Intelligent, kind, funny, and beautiful. She likes the performing arts; singing, acting, and dancing . She's outgoing, likes to make a banter with other people about light things. She likes to take control of things often, but just to make everything perfect. When you meet her, she seems like a shy girl, but as you get to know her she becomes more interesting and funny. And if she likes you, as a friend, or as more than that, she will take care of you with all of her heart like you are her world. If you find a Siri, don't let her go so easily.
by queenoftheworld101 July 24, 2017
Siried: is when siri roasted you after you asked a question.
You:Hey siri how much is 12 pounds
Siri: Shut up ugly rat
You: *Crys*
You:Hey siri how much is 12 pounds
Siri: Shut up ugly rat
You: *Crys*
by Dropify March 14, 2019
by Whatthebleepdoweknow? March 02, 2015