Salty sinus flush

When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.

Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!

“Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.

by Amand4 June 20, 2021

sinundated

Unindated with activities that produce a devilish and sometimes illegal glee.

Answering the phone: "Sorry, I'm sinundated right now- can't talk...that nymph is over and we are half-way into a bottle of Patron Silver and other inebriants, heavy fornication just around the corner...she is modeling the Victoria's Secret outfits again- this is just way too much fun. Completely and utterly sinundated, man."

"I got a smile wrapping its way completely around my head."

by s6 January 24, 2008

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Sinus Relief

Have sex. Don't ask, just do it, it works i promise.

Ps. Masturbating does not work, have sex.

uhhhhh, honey, i have so much pressure in my sinuses! time for some good ole fashion sinus relief!

by Abix forever August 6, 2011

paranasal tubercular sinus oyster

A pavement oyster not yet deposited. i.e. Still in production.

"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."

by Piemanius May 15, 2008

Sinusoidal

When someone is moody or in a mood usually due to a lack of sex or not having a regular masturbating schedule in place. Derived from the fact that the sine wave traverses up and down like the mood of a bipolar bitch.

‘Yo Amelia, you’re so sinusoidal today’
‘Fuck off, I didn’t get rattled last night’
‘Oh, that explains it then’

by Dulan gym boy November 3, 2019

Sinus Lebastian

Linus Sebastian but with the first letters changing places.

Program:(Enter Name Here)
Linus:"Alright enter name. Sinus Lebastian"

by WhatsAYeet April 17, 2022