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Silicon Valley

A place where censorship-adoring goons gather from all around the world to create a base for the propagation of their own agendas. A place where psychological warfare is plotted and planned. A place where being black is stupid (just like anywhere else in this white supremacist planet). A place where being “poor” means that you’ll be easily taken advantage of (just like anywhere else in this sleazy planet). A place where executives delete profiles and shadowban random people all over the world that are spreading the truth about corruptions (UNLESS it benefits them).
“Oh my god! My account was just banned for the 30th time this year for speaking out against corruption on the internet and around the world!”

“Silicon Valley is NOTHING, but a congregation of corrupt people that group up with governments around the world to manipulate the masses!”

“Silicon Valley considers itself the MANIPULATOR of humanity! So much for all of this freedom that America stands for!”

“Oh my god. I keep getting shadowbanned so that people can’t see my profile.”

“Jesus Christ. I just got my account permanently banned for using my freedom of speech!”

“Why does this 13-year-old child have 60 million followers for doing nothing, but disrespecting her mother on national television, but 41,000,000 Americans are struggling to get food on their tables?”

“They keep manipulating the media through social media!”

“All they care about is entertainment and gossip and not quality of life.”

“They hate humanity unless it’s their small circle of friends.”

“They hate freedom of speech and have been hating it for centuries.”
by Patricia Jenkins April 7, 2018
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Silicon Valley

Guy 1: "yeah i nutted right in her Silicon Valley last night!"

Guy 2: "Nice bro!"
by Kulian Julke 911 March 3, 2020
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Silicon valley

Penile inversion technique used in vaginoplasty.

When a man undergoes genital surgery creating a valley where his penis once was.
E.g. usage:

Person 1: Hey I heard X's voice has deepened significantly
Person 2: Yeah they said they're visiting Silicon Valley soon too
by PseudonymABC December 8, 2020
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Silicon Valley Spliff

Also known as an Elon Puff, it’s when someone smokes a weed pen and an e-cig at the same time.
Let’s hit a Silicon Valley Spliff before we head to the movies
by overheardmarinasf December 22, 2017
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Silicon Valley North

A name given to the city of Ottawa, Ontario because of its advancement in technology.
Ottawa in the 1990s actually grew at a rate faster than that of its model, Silicon Valley, California.

Ottawa has become Silicon Valley North!
by Moi :] July 4, 2008
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Silicon Valley syndrome

Silicon Valley syndrome (noun): Silicon Valley syndrome, or SVS, is a collection of personality traits and physical characteristics specific to individuals residing around the San Francisco Bay Area. The effects of SVS are often confused for autism or Helen Keller.

*Do you tend to over-analyze everything in your life to such an extent that you've chosen to become a life-long academic in order to justify your obsessive behavior? This might include instances of spending hours at the grocery store while agonizing over the metaphysical benefits of chunky peanut butter or two-ply toilet paper.

*Are you overly sensitive to caffeine substances like coffee, Redbull or chocolate-dipped pretzels? Is your knee still bouncing?

*Do you make over $75,000 a year yet still find yourself wearing Vans/New Balance shoes and graphic t-shirts at work and during your free-time?

*Do you shun traditional social gatherings that require that you interact with non-intellectual scum (read: non-academics that have 9-5's and/or lowly humanity degrees) and that requires that you shave/brush your teeth/switch out one Stanford sweatshirt for another?

*Do you have multiple food/pet/medication allergies that require you to keep an EpiPen in the glovebox of your leased Accord?
(Ctd. from definition)

*Do you have autism or Asperger's or an engineering-related degree?

*Do you leave social interactions wondering if that raised eyebrow/bored sigh/bout of narcolepsy was because of something you said over the course of your two-hour discussion on phenotyping?

*Do you currently hold or have you ever held a record that somehow relates to the Rubik's Cube, minesweeper, chess or Mathlete's?

If you answered "yes" to most of the above, YOU could have SVS. Unfortunately, this is a chronic condition that often goes untreated in most; often thriving in hi-tech companies and Toast Master gatherings.

Example:
Non-SVS friend: This party is SO awkward! Everyone is totally wasted...but they're all talking about stem cell imaging or their boring day-trips to Napa. I haven't looked anyone in the eye for like, two hours!

More experienced non-SVS friend: Sigh. I know. Everyone here has Silicon Valley syndrome like WHOA.
by FluentInSVS February 20, 2010
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