The Sinking Sailor

A creamy mix of captain and a rootbeer float.
1. 2 shots Captain Morgan spiced rum
2. 1 can of rootbeer
3. 2 scoops vanilla ice cream

Stewart made The Sinking Sailors for the boys on Saturday night.

by ZORSE and the boys March 11, 2017

Cross Country Skiing

A sport designed for people who like the cold, hills and exercise induced asthma. Some find it fun, but for most it closely resembles some form of personal hell. It is very common to have some type of traumatic childhood experience associated with a forest, the cold, exhaustion and having wooden boards strapped to your feet. Although frequently associated with old people, and knits, it is the second most popular winter sport globally. The vast majority of racers are men.

Oh yeah, and it also is the sport that produces the most fit athletes. Period.

Person 1: Hey want to go cross country skiing?
Person 2: HELL NO! When I was 12, my mom took me cross country skiing, and it was so hard and tiring and I almost died. I swore I would NEVER do that again.

by rr123 March 6, 2012

delusional sizing

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005

vanity sizing

"Vanity Sizing" is a brand's way of appealing to a customer's ego by slapping a size 2 label on a garment that's much more like a 6.

“Vanity Sizing” is the new epidemic in Hollywood!

by PatB123 July 19, 2006

skiing the moguls

When a girl is positioned in the middle of two guys and she proceeds to jack them both off.

Dude, Derek and I were rollin with this chick the other night and she ended up skiing the moguls.

by K-Rocc April 12, 2010

Siling

A kind person with an even kinder smile.

She's a real Siling!

by rocketleaguenerd01 May 8, 2022

nude skiing

The act of sitting in a dark room naked and giving hand jobs to your left and right.

Did you hear about Jodie? Apparently she wants to go nude skiing with Lewis and Ege!

by TheTruth_ March 12, 2014