A little known, but still kickass, song by Nirvana. Was on their first album, Bleach, which was recorded for around $600 dollars and went on to only sell around 35,000 copies, showing little hint that Nevermind would leave them as rock legends.
Sifting-
Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Preacher said
"Don't have nothing for you"
Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?
Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Preacher said
"Don't have nothing for you"
Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?
by Rush8192 September 25, 2005
by beanercamina September 03, 2015
Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.
by Mommadragonfly April 22, 2008
When an older male/female dates, or brings a younger person as a date to an event because either
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person
Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)
1. They won't be able to find a date any other way and all younger people would want to go
2. The older person want to make sure they will get some action so they choose younger easier person
Usually only occurs in highschool/college situations like proms or semis
(Usually a bad idea that one will regret in the future)
Guy1: dude I'm bringing Sara to senior prom this year
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom
Guy2: wait Sara the sophomore? Are you really going sifting for a prom date?
Guy1: yeah I found out that she will hook up with me if I get her into prom
by You February 19, 2015
Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!
by RobertOldhead December 08, 2008
by frank delecrem October 21, 2005
Save It For Therapy
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".
Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information
Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
When someone, "the sharer", gets drunk and shares overly-personal information with an innocent bystander, "the sharee".
Usually the sharer is too much of a dumb ass to notice:
1) They are not nor ever will be besties with the sharee(s)
2) The sharee(s) isn't/aren't drunk enough to handle said information without their heads exploding
3) The sharee is not their therapist, so the sharee is not getting paid enough to react calmly to said information
Any of these conditions could lead the sharee to exclaim SIFT!
Friend 1: I went to a party with that heinous girl from work last night. I simply ran out of excuses.
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
Friend 2: What happened?
Friend 1: She downed 3 shots of tequila while I was in the pee-room. I came back and she told me about how her dog can find her g spot. She asked me if that was normal.
Friend 2: EWWWWWW
Friend 1: Yeah, it gets worse... I tried to change the subject by asking her what she wants for her birthday
Friend 2: And????
Friend 1: She wanted to graduate from her dog to a donkey. I should have told her to SIFT that sh*t is gross!
by Regenstein August 03, 2009