sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe May 2, 2011

Sadsturbate

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.

After she broke up with me i sadsturbated violently and used my blood as lubricant.

by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

Shitsturbate

The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant

Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.

by Topazoo November 29, 2009

skisturbate

the act of masturbating while skiing

Bob: bro what were you doing yesterday when we where skiing?
Jacob: bro i was skisturbating, you should try it
Bob: cool , ill try it someday.

5 days later
Bob: so now that we are here, how the FUCK do i skiisturbate.
Jacob: let me show you, just pull down your pants, grab your willy,stroke, and enjoy skiing!
Bob goes down the hill skisturbating
Bob: wow i love to skisturbate.
Random Lady: Boy you just nutted on my face
Bob:your welcum.

by I_Eat_Sunblock June 29, 2017

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011