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Sideways Gary

Apparently this is what AmazingPhil is to homeless men in London.
Phil: *walks down ally past a homeless man and notices there is a dead end. Turns around and faces the homeless man sitting.

Man: SIDEWAYS GARY....

Phil: err.......*runs away* D:
by atlbraves2461 October 6, 2010
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Sideways Gravity

The new phenomenon discoverable only when drinking has occurred, where an object or person moves sideways and/or downwards due to actions not of their own. This phenomenon can ONLY be understood by individuals impaired by alcohol.
Example 1: Person A has been drinking and knocks an object. That object is knocked sideways and then falls.
Person B: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!

Example 2: Person A and person B are sitting on opposite ends of a bench at a party. Person A stands up and then the whole bench, including person B, tip over sideways.
Person C: SIDEWAYS GRAVITY!
by Hazzababy January 19, 2014
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Fuck Me Sideways

When you hear someone say "fuck me sideways" they do not mean that literally, unless you are in the same room as a person and you both for some odd reason have your pants down. The actual meaning of it is "DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK"
Setting : Imagine you are in a game and your friend kills you.
*Friend kills you
Friend : "haha"
You : "FUCK ME SIDEWAYS"
by IThinkILoveMyCrushXD December 10, 2016
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Sideyard

To engage in lewd sexual acts or "hook up" with a person on the side yard of a house.
Nick: "Yeah I sideyarded this chick last weekend. We unleashed our bodies on each other. It's was awesome and shameful at the same time."
by TayGuns November 16, 2011
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Come at me sideways

Someone who assumes you did something you did not. When someone pops off at you without proof.
Larisa cussed me out for something I did not do. I told her to not come at me sideways.
by Yeerrrrddd January 22, 2021
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sideways sloppy joe

by cigaray January 2, 2009
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bugger me sideways

when youve been proved wrong or
when something unexpected happens
well "bugger me sideways" i didnt see that one coming
by flite November 24, 2003
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