schlerm

A mullet made especially wavy by perming. Not to be confused with schlong (especially in the below example).

"look at the schlerm on that guy!"

by Schroduck February 6, 2009

schlerbs

the buddha, the ganja, the herb, weed; as termed by the Yonder Mountain String Band

I got these wicked schlerbs from my guy...its all purple with red hairs and stuff, YUM!!!

by Benjamin Franklins May 5, 2009

schlereth

It’s a typical old English teacher who uses phrases like „Speak up“.

He also is a lil bit bald

Kevin: yo how is your new English teacher ?

You: oh he’s such a schlereth

by Tisler May 30, 2022

Schlerma

Schlerma is the best drink you've never heard of.

John: Dude, have you tried the new Schlerma flavor?

Jim: Nah, lemme have a sip.

Jim: *sips*

Jim: Holy fuck dude, the guys at Schlerma did it again!

by Schlerman June 25, 2022

Schlertain

When you're so sure of something that you don't even bother opening your mouth all the way when somebody asks you.

G: Can I help you with that?
H (Clearly struggling): You schlertainly can

by Garfield_Official January 21, 2024

Schlerb

Lazy, gross, rotting, not productive

I’m so lazy I’ve been schlerbing all day

by JB3000 January 6, 2026

noah stichler

A dumb person who can't do shit

I'm being such a Noah Stichler

by YoussefIt'snoah May 23, 2018