Guru Shwarmi

An all mighty power that will help you in times of need.

"ohh i need help who will help me. Guru Shwarmi. He fixes everything",or "Dont worry about it Guru Sharwmi will fix it"

by Nathan Miles November 30, 2006

Back alley shwarma

The insinuation of sex in a deserted back alleyway, using shwarma to represent meat(penis). best served warm, back alley shwarma is a fun activity usually consensual between both parties, but with a dillema... nowhere to do go to do it

Steve: hey man, you should meet this new girl, shes kinky
Frank: oh yeah?? she touch your penis??
Steve: even better, we had some back alley shwarma, it was hot shit, man

by steve-o272 October 31, 2009

Swormise

a combination of Swear and Promise

I swormise i will watch that movie tonight.

by Carl Anderson November 13, 2003

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004

shword

a word that posers use instead of just sayin word to try to be different and still gangster.

"wow i love your car it's so nice!" said Lindsay "shword" said Will.

by misslyss24 October 9, 2008

swormy

No manners, no pleasantries amongst these bar customers, raising monsters in the midst of upper echelon upper white middle class neighborhoods, albeit in cities or suburbs. They use their kids, their and their 1950's proletariat haircuts as scapegoats for their hidden alcoholism.

The bar at Destin Florida was swarming with swormy men wearing quicksilver flips flops abercrombie shorts, oakley sunglasses with their pints of amber coloured 'beer specials of the day' alongside their wives who remained kempt and tidy in their submission.

by spectralux April 3, 2010

shlormp

Sucking something so good it can be heard from across the (large distance).

Amy was really shlormping that ice cream bar.

by Badfoxdragon February 21, 2019