Shwarpie

placing the lips around another's nose, making an airtight seal, and blowing, forcing air out of the other's mouth

oh baby, with a nose like that, makes me want to give you a shwarpie

babe your shwarpie's so smooth, I don't even need to blow my nose

by gertrued August 4, 2012

shmampies

the prettiest, most fabulous group of beautiful girls who are also hilarious and go to camp. they love having fun and twerking. they most definitely are NOT ratchet

Damn man did you see that hot group of girls?
Yeah man they were definitely the shmampies!

by Shmamp January 10, 2013

shmamied

Drunk beyond all other forms of description

Last night I was shmamied

by jk537 December 27, 2007

Shampid

A bright yellow fruit, same size as a football.

Hey, look at the shampid! I heard they're real tasty.

by Cadmoon93 June 22, 2009

big shampies

shampies but bigger

u : ayo grammpa dropping big loads we need to get out the big shampies
grammpa : mershkimawa

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

swamped

To soil or piss oneself

1. Dan was so drunk he swamped himself

2. Just swamped me sen!

by Adam Windle April 8, 2008

swampeded

Swampeded. v. A state of being in which one is simultaneously swamped by online requests and stampeded by a flow of FtF inquiries.

I couldn't get any work done today because I kept getting swampeded with silly-ass questions.

by svenskaflicka September 9, 2010