Nurple Surker

A roommate that kisses, sucks nipple...etc while another roommate is in the room. Associated with a "nurple surking" sound. Incredibly painful to witness and can often lead to depression, crying, random outrage, chronic masturbation. Suggested cures: Headphones, Nyquil, snoring loudly, chronic masturbation (while in room), rat poison, reciting the words "Shut the fugg up, I am still here and can hear you!".

Roommate 1, "Yea Mom, my room mate is a nurple surker, i'm going to drop out of college."

Roommate 1, "God damn nurple surkers kept me up all night."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

Sherker

A Sherker is when you put three fingers in a persons ass-hole with out coning your fingers.
Three fingers right in the butt!

Dude, My Friend gave Rachel A Sherker!

by Edwardo Vermilaz April 22, 2008

oyster shucker

A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.

j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster shucker

by senfood April 27, 2003

Shurkel

When you take a crap so big, you have to look back at the toilet and ask "Did I do that???!!"

I did a shurkel last night after eating at the china buffet!

by dereksami March 23, 2011

shunkered

getting wasted on a night out

Am gonna get shunkered on saturday night

by shaz84 September 5, 2011

Shurter

To laugh histaricly or un-controllably sometimes so bad you may end up pooping yourself.

The clown caused him to shurter.

by Theboss154 August 4, 2014