shuffle

To have a "shuffle"

The act of masturbation, normally by a female. Shuffle denotes the rythmic hand movement used to stimulate the nether regions
I caught Kim having a shuffle in her room last night
by Usually007 August 25, 2004
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As the shuffle of zombies approached the unprotected cabin, the survivors inside sharpened their weapons.
by zomboidnumber7 October 19, 2011
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Shuffling

When you do too much meth and can't quit moving your feet around. That's what tweakers do.
Lydia: Jacob is shuffling again. Does his sexy ass ever sleep?

Paizley: Every day he's shuffling
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Shuffle

Term used to describe a group of zombies.
Grab your shotguns there is a shuffle of zombies headed this way!!
by Codeq March 26, 2012
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A group of nerds. Like a murder of crows of a gaggle of geese.
There was a shuffle of nerds waiting for the computer store to open.
by Steven De Costa September 17, 2006
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Shuffle

The time of your parents life when they believe you should start taking things that you want out of their house before they are dead.
Todd, you need to start preparing for the "Shuffle".
by Todd Williams December 20, 2011
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Shuffling

Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.

It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"

2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
by imjustchillin April 25, 2011
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