by don't deny it October 7, 2005
Get the Shtup mug.To shtup, contrary to what these morons have written here, means, literally, to stuff. It comes from Yiddish.
Think about it -- how do you get from "nudge" to "fuck"?
Related: after a male shtups to completion, he speichs.
Think about it -- how do you get from "nudge" to "fuck"?
Related: after a male shtups to completion, he speichs.
Parental (read: grandparents) usage: Just shtup all the bags into the car so we can be on our way.
Modern usage: Q: So, how did your date go last night? You give her a shtupping? A: Oh yeah, I shtupped her like a thanksgiving turkey, then speiched all over her face.
Modern usage: Q: So, how did your date go last night? You give her a shtupping? A: Oh yeah, I shtupped her like a thanksgiving turkey, then speiched all over her face.
by amess May 10, 2010
Get the shtup mug.A kid with a particularly large head. From the German "shtopsel", a decorated bottle cork, distinguishable by the large bavarian head at it's top.
Jimmy: "Tell the Shtopsel to come in here."
Bobby: "Are you kidding? He won't fit through the door."
Bobby: "Are you kidding? He won't fit through the door."
by Storpy August 12, 2011
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Get the Shtappit mug.Short Haired Tiny Pecker.
Of the Genus peter~is~ward.
One who has short hair and a tiny penis.
Often walks with a bounce, and often thinks they are of a different race.
Has a defective bag, or has no bag at all.
Most SHTP's work for a government branch of some type, and enjoy long lunch breaks, short work hours, and frequent days off.
Related to LHTP, Long Haired Tiny Pecker.
Of the Genus peter~is~ward.
One who has short hair and a tiny penis.
Often walks with a bounce, and often thinks they are of a different race.
Has a defective bag, or has no bag at all.
Most SHTP's work for a government branch of some type, and enjoy long lunch breaks, short work hours, and frequent days off.
Related to LHTP, Long Haired Tiny Pecker.
by Randy-O December 1, 2007
Get the shtp mug.A duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. Commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-prone areas. Typically contains a map & compass, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, space blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. Acronym for the term "Shit Hits The Fan."
I got my M4, a stash of .223 NATO, a knife and a coupla MREs in my SHTF bag, who knows when we'll need em?
by JunkyardECM July 17, 2009
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