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hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.
Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.
by Davo Brain August 30, 2005
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Golden Showerhead

When someone urinates into the back of a smaller sized fan, while their partner(s) gets showered from the front.
Daniel gave his girlfriend a Golden Showerhead.
by hater420 August 20, 2010
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brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.
Who wants brown showers?
by LOL:):) April 17, 2014
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showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.
hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower
by majordick January 30, 2010
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golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.
On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.
by poontang inc. March 21, 2003
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shoebies

person staying at the jersey shore for a day/weekend/entire summer then picks up and leaves, most time from ny or penn
The traffic is so bad because of all the shoebies coming down.
by hagermister July 5, 2004
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Showerdresser

A person who finds it necessary to enter the shower completely clothed. He then closes the curtain of the shower and throws his clothes out of the shower where they find their home on the wet floor. Following the shower, he dries himself with his towel, and then reaches precariously to retrieve his clothes. Clothes are donned in the shower. It is generally easy to spot a showerdresser because he does a particularly shitty job of drying himself with the towel, forcing his clothes to absorb the water. This leaves large wet spots on his ugly-ass clothing.
I can’t believe I share a bathroom with a fucking showerdresser! What the damn is his problem?!?
by bopitchamp May 30, 2004
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