A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.
Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!
by eda-skip October 5, 2021
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by Thawk147 January 15, 2010
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When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.
<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
by SsTtUu December 16, 2010
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A female orgasm brought on by multiple purchases of high end designer shoes at an incredible discount.
A female orgasm brought on by multiple purchases of high end designer shoes at an incredible discount.
A hip fashionista finds a pair of the current season Gucci stilettos for 95% off and starts to pant. Her forehead flushes with a sheen of perspiration as she finds a second pair for the same incredibly low price. She let's out an uncontrollable low moan. Then, as if by magic, she locates a third pair and uncontrollably starts to shake, shimmy, and shudder. All of a sudden her knees start knocking and steam jets out from her ears. By now she's writhing with pleasurable abandon over her good fortune in obtaining the hottest three pairs of shoes on the planet. She then has an explosive Shoegasm when her credit card completes the transaction!
Being a modern kind of girl, she staggers back to the fitting sofa for three more pairs and another Shoegasm!
Being a modern kind of girl, she staggers back to the fitting sofa for three more pairs and another Shoegasm!
by Wholelottasole December 7, 2012
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Bloke#1: ZOMG I just heard that Slash and Ace Frehley are colaborating for the next Frehley album!
Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.
Bloke#2: Dude... you just made me shorgasm.
by Leno Paelen August 22, 2009
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