shoebread

Usually found in conjunction with cankles, shoebread is a condition in which the top of someone's (usually a woman's) fat foot spills out of the top of their shoe (usually a few-sizes-too-small pump), creating an effect looking much like the top of a loaf of bread. Hence the term 'shoebread'.

God damn, did you see that woman's massive shoebread? Those pumps had to be at LEAST 2 sizes too small.

by RiotingPacifist June 11, 2006

Showered

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.

"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"

by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015

Shoulread

The act of reading a private matter over someones shoulder i.e. text message, email, or note

(Texter #1) "I just took the biggest dump of my life"
(Texter #2)" The woman sitting next to me just shoulread that"
(Texter #1)"Is she cute?"
(Texter #2)"not really"
(Texter #1)" then why should I care"

by Chapstick4evr March 29, 2010

Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it

Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!

by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010

Shortbreadification

The process or act of condensing Scottish culture and history into that which fits neatly onto the front of a shortbread tin.

Using bagpipes, kilts, Scottie Dogs and other novelty aspects of perceived Scottish culture as the basis of your concept of the country and its current societal views.

"The shortbreadification of our people must end, we must rise up and present ourselves as more than just the bagpipe welding, tartan mad cunts that the world so dearly wants us to remain"

by Pedigreemum September 16, 2020

Mr. Showerhead

A name for a vibrating showerhead used for masturbating.

Alexis! i take showers in your bathroom all the time! the least you could do is clean Mr. Showerhead before i put my head underneath it!!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 23, 2011

Shortbread

A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread."

Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move.

by The_Oreo July 30, 2010