Head and Shoulders

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she manages to fit your penis and balls in her mouth.

"Dude, I went to Catey's last night and she gave me a head and shoulders!"
"She does have an abnormally large mouth."

by Serious Pancake February 3, 2014

head & shoulders

A shampoo brand that promises clean, dandruff free hair. They also have conditioner.

I wash my hair with Head & Shoulders, it feels great!

by anonymously anonymous April 20, 2008

Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 11, 2017

brush your shoulders off

Choosing to take a less confrontational path in the face of hate and adversity.

Instead of instigating a violent meeting Matt brushed his shoulders off and walked away.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

Head and Shoulders

The act of jizzing in someones shampoo.

"Ah man! This ain't shampoo! Its jizz! Head and shoulders..."

by Sally may I December 14, 2011

Head and shoulders

When two friends cum on a girls head and race to see who’s nut can reach the girls shoulders first

sex

Ya me and my friend did head and shoulders on her he won

by Blowndragger September 25, 2019

Swim shoulders

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.

I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!

by DMU77 September 1, 2019