Shitgun

'Shitgun' can be called by one person out of more than one people that need a dump, and are faced with one toilet.

Adam: 'Christ, I need a shit, i'm touching cloth. As soon as we get home, im in there'

Joe: 'Bad luck bro, I already called shitgun on yo ass. Suffer!'

by Drzygote June 21, 2007

Shitgun

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

shitgun snip

What a player does in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 when they select a shotgun, preferably the Neostead 2000 combat, and select the 12 Gauge Slugs specialization and runs around rooftops or in buildings safe from harm and is able to snipe other players from a distance as if he had a "shotgun sniper".

Player1: SHIT! How the hell is that medic able to kill me from the top of the building when I was behind cover and across the street! Thats bullshit!

Player2: The shotgun is ridculous! You can shitgun snip!

by Onslauqht August 10, 2010

Shitgun

A maneuver popular amongst native Asian youths. It is executed by clasping both hands together with both index fingers extended, sneaking up on an unsuspecting victim, and attempting to sodomize said person with the index fingers.

A little kid tried to shitgun me today and broke both of his index fingers.

by mikook April 17, 2008

Pump-action Shitgun

The act of stroking ones penis in one quick motion and firing explosive diarrhoea all over your partners body.

Person 1: Hey, I heard you and Lilly got into a fight, What did you do?

Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.

by 4nthrax October 23, 2014

Shitgun

This is when you do a line of cocaine on a woman's (or guy's) asshole just as they fart.

"Wipe your ass and come over here honey. Today's been a tough day. I need to do a shitgun to forget about it."

by Fghgsfjbcft July 11, 2017

Shitgun

While having butt sex, the Penis is pulled out right before ejaculation and is caked with poo. When the jizz finally happens, it comes out with so much force that it shoots a piece of dookie that was lodged in the peehole all the way across the room.

“Bro, I hit the center of the Target with my shitgun last night.”

“I shot my cat in the face with my shitgun on accident right after afternoon tea.”

by DinkyPinkSock March 26, 2020