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eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.
"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."
by iloveeggos November 18, 2009
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shortwang

A dude called tai who gets rejected everywhere he goes and is scared of anyone called cooper and his amazing girlfriend jessie .
Oh man shortwang was shookith when he saw cooper the other day.
by Shortwang January 13, 2018
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Shortage

You dont need to collect data to know theres a shortage of workers now, common sense will tell you that.
Of course theres a shortage of workers, everything got shut down.
by Solid Mantis October 14, 2020
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Shortage

A group or pack of little people is called a shortage. This can range from as few as only three little people, to numbers large enough to make you question reality.
There is a shortage of them at the circus.

(The term 'little people' can also be used to help clarify what is being talked about)

There was a shortage of little people at the rodeo, I wasn't sure if they were going to perform an act or not. I didn't think it would be polite to ask.
by Chevy Mustang March 5, 2025
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artifical shortage

Term used by fanboys to explain why their favorite console isn't selling as well as the Nintendo Wii.
Nintendo is only selling due to artifical shortage. Ninty holds back stocks to create demand. It's not that they're actually running out. Five year old hardware isn't that hard to mass produce, ;)"
by cota January 10, 2008
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worldwide shortage strategy

The overused and ludicrously transparent procedure of trying to guilt-trip an over-indulger into reducing/eliminating his consumption of the unhealthful/expensive product by trying to appeal to his inherent consideration for fellow humans on the planet who might wish to have a little of the same item for themselves, too. This "this stuff is in alarmingly short supply, so don't hog it all for yourself" technique is seldom overly effective, especially in the modern-day computer age, wherein the glutton can simply “hop online” and find out for himself whether there is actually any imminent risk of said product’s being placed on the endangered species list.
I tried the worldwide shortage strategy on my corpulent cousin to try to convince her to cut back on the chips and chocolate bars, but she just showed me an article on MSNBC that described how the snack-food companies are currently experiencing a junk-food glut in their warehouses, what with so many people’s jumping on the health-nut bandwagon.
by QuacksO June 27, 2016
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labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change
" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"
by superduperpasta July 23, 2025
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