Shoom davar

Bull shit

Like that’s Shoom davar

by Rachel mils June 28, 2023

Stinky Shoemaker

Used to describe a 50 year old greazy haired toothless bum still living with his daddy.

Dude Randy is a dirt bag but Scott is a stinky Shoemaker.

Why don't Randy have a girlfriend? He still lives in his daddy's house and a stinky Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Greasy Shoemaker

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Scott Shoemaker

A lazy 50 year old greazy haired bum living off their dad and son. Also referred to as stinky scooter.

You can't get a girlfriend? What a Scott Shoemaker you dirt bag!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

seoomb

An Acronym for, "Suck Everything Out Of My Bag"

A command given to any whore, marveling in the notion of getting every drop of the good stuff from your bag.

After yelling seoomb, his whore quickly dropped to her knees and proceeded to do exactly what her mother taught her.

by Drano April 20, 2009

Schoomp

The noise in which a penis makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. The noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a penis with proper length and girth to cause said noise. The noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.

A schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.

Girl: Hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
Guy: yes i would enjoy that.
Girl: show me what you're working with.
Guy: *schoomp*
Girl: Ow you broke my jaw!

mom: Son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: *schoomp*

by Lord Goddard May 1, 2013

Shoombie

– adjective, Shoom-bee.

A moron or slapper.

1. 'Oh.Em.GEE! You're such a bloody Shoombie!'
2. 'Shuddup you big Shoombie'

by Adam'DickNasty'Longstockings May 2, 2010