The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.
by cbergie November 17, 2009
Get the shomitmug. Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)
Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
by Choolie213 December 9, 2009
Get the Shomitmug. When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)
Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.
Go Team Shomit!
Go Team Shomit!
by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021
Get the Shomitmug. The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.
Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .
by dg40period April 12, 2017
Get the Shomitmug. by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016
Get the shomitingmug. He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.
by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019
Get the Shomitmug. danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit
by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019
Get the shomitmug.