The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.
by cbergie November 17, 2009
Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)
Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.
Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?
by Choolie213 December 09, 2009
by Pittance for Mittens January 23, 2016
by APM1011 September 19, 2019
danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit
by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019
I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.
by Galgor November 15, 2019
The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.
Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .
by dg40period April 12, 2017