shoemaker 

Someone who is bad at whatever they are attempting to do and should be making shoes instead.

Look at that skier, he cant even make is down the hill. What a shoemaker.

shoemaker by Notshoemaker14 March 21, 2011

Shoemaker stitch 

While performing intercourse the male inserts his penis into the pussy for one stroke, then into the anus for one stroke... Repeating as necessary and increasing speed to resemble a sewing machine.

I could only satisfy that bitch with the shoemaker stitch, she won't shit right for a month!

Shoemaker stitch by Randym35 May 14, 2011

brook shoemaker 

the name given to a person of extremely high standards

an all mighty diety

a being with supernatural skills

Wow did you see that shot. He nailed it right between the eyes. The brook shoemaker of hunting.

brook shoemaker by Menyae Shoemaker March 30, 2009

shoemaker 

Chef/pro kitchen term. Someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.

The new cook is a shoemaker. He doesn't even know how to make chicken stock

shoemaker by DWL September 19, 2005

Willie Shoemaker 

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker

Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"

Willie Shoemaker by Trainher May 16, 2008

shoewanker 

A person who indulges in self love over a pair of shoes.

They may have a foot or shoe fetish.

Potentially linked to submissive behaviour or practices, including CBT

Just uploaded a photo of my new shoes and the shoewankers have found it already

shoewanker by curveyredhoney December 4, 2015

spookakke

When multiple men dressed in Halloween costumes ejaculate onto the same female until she drowns.

Yo there was this chick at the Halloween party and we totally spookakked her.

spookakke by Hugh Janice December 21, 2017