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Get the Shoelace mug.A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009
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shoelace belt is used by skateboarders for comfort and better support. Rather than having a thick belt that digs into your hip when bending down or when you fall from doing a set (also tear a lot faster, even if belt is leather) you wear a shoelace belt. Also, shoelaces can be tied to a comfort that isn't gained from a normal belt.
Extra shoelaces are received when you buy skate shoe's cause we tear are laces a lot. They can be used as belts, but most shop's that sell skateboarding pants sell them with shoelace belts (i.e why they are designed by skateboarders).
Extra shoelaces are received when you buy skate shoe's cause we tear are laces a lot. They can be used as belts, but most shop's that sell skateboarding pants sell them with shoelace belts (i.e why they are designed by skateboarders).
Ex.1 Boy skating off a set of stairs lands on his side, hurting from his studded belt, doesn't want to do the trick.
Girl skating off a set of stairs falls. Despite the pain, she's still feeling okay enough to try again.
Ex.2 Girl at amusement park washroom, and the lock is broken. she screwed if someone accidentally opens the door on her.
Boy at amusement park washroom, and lock is broken. Uses shoelace belt to tie door locked.
Girl skating off a set of stairs falls. Despite the pain, she's still feeling okay enough to try again.
Ex.2 Girl at amusement park washroom, and the lock is broken. she screwed if someone accidentally opens the door on her.
Boy at amusement park washroom, and lock is broken. Uses shoelace belt to tie door locked.
by one15_nate December 24, 2009
Get the shoelace belt mug.A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.
Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.
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Get the the Shoelace Express mug.one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005
Get the shoe face mug.A phrase used by Tumblr users to find other Tumblr users. If you use Tumblr, the right response to this is, "Thanks, I stole them from the president!" However, if you don't use Tumblr, get people that say this by saying,"Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!"
Some Tumblr user:Wow, I like your shoelaces.
Some non-Tumblr user:Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!
The Tumblr user:why
Some non-Tumblr user:Why thank you! The president wouldn't let me steal his, so I had to steal some from the vice president, cuz I don't use Tumblr! Ha!
The Tumblr user:why
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