Shmooger

A slur used predominantly used against Mexican little people

That shmooger down the street is really nice

by CrustMstBust September 12, 2023

Shmooper

Pouter: term of endearment for someone who is pouting

awwww dont pout you little shmooper!

by Justin Conners September 8, 2006

Shoozer

When you do your blanket and spermcomes out

Dude! You shoozered on your blankets.

by BingBong May 24, 2004

shmooze

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

by greekhyperion October 9, 2007

Shmowzer

A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.

Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.

by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

Shmooker

A noun. Commonly taking place of the word “thing”

Grab the shmooker and let’s go

I can’t find the fucking shmooker just go and i’ll meet you there

by BigOrange September 12, 2019

Shnoozer

A person that is extremely sleepy, always wants to sleep/ nap, or can’t stay up late.

“He’s such a little shnoozer- he took a nap today, but is already complaining about feeling sleepy, and it’s only 9 PM!”

by kr0ksis May 8, 2023