shmuggling

The act of gay rough anal sex in a swimming pool or candle lit dinner shared with someone of the same gender. Usually in a romantic location like Tenerife

Conlan likes shmuggling with Mick Pher's son

by Your Mums Handle January 5, 2015

yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

shmeur

1) the male genitalia
2) used in the expression "shmez my shmeur"
3) a penis

"The game."
"FFFFFF, Shmez my shmeur !"
(fuck my dick)

by ChloroformBoy September 3, 2010

shinuous

Shiny. With the ability to reflect light.

"My, those are some shinuous shoes you are wearing!"

by xkillsabx July 31, 2005

shmng

To smoke weed or marijuana, or generally get high.

"Dude, you wanna come into the woods to smoke weed?"
"Ya i haven't shmnged in HELLA LONG!!"

by SSSSSHIVELS June 12, 2008

Shmuckstash

noun informal
a facial hair style that only includes a manicured tuft of hair beneath the lower lip indicating a notion of superiority despite a profound sense of low self-esteem.

After reaching male menopause and finding out that his new girlfriend was not actually 18 as she had claimed, Tanner decided to grow a shmuckstash in order to give himself a leg up in the subsequent court case.

by <3Sophie<3 May 21, 2011

shmuckface

a blend of cocky douchebag, idiot, and tool

That guy thinks he's the shit...he's a shmuckface.

by asdfghjkl456 January 22, 2012