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Cock Sherpa

Someone who sherpa's your cock into, or around, a girls vagina.
I got laid last night thanks to the good work of Jon, the cock sherpa.
by Excelsior von hemogloben October 17, 2011
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shmergen

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
by theoutlaw May 27, 2009
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Sherpe

A shit covered herpe. Most commonly found near the asshole where a passing turd has scraped across a herpe thus covering it with shit.
Ray said, "I'd go down on a bitch with herpes, but I'll be damned if I'ma go near some sherpes"

Damon replied, "fuck that, I'll slurp some sherp!"
by Ray & Damon July 10, 2009
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Schmerp

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.
Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

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Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.
by KNor August 2, 2010
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word shmerding

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
by Ben faulding May 11, 2006
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Shmerved

Yo man im so shmerved right now.
by Don Chepe May 17, 2010
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Baby Sherpa

A flaccid Millennial dad with no job who roams around town carrying numerous infants.
Did you see that Baby Sherpa at Starbucks? I hear he has a PHD in psychology but is staying home with the kids.
by GlamorousMisanthrope September 27, 2019
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