jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
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Male 1: Dude i totally just SHmeeked that sh*t.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked
Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?
Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
Male: 2: What?
Male 1: It totally got shmeeked
Dude 1: Shut up or ima shmeek you
Dude 2: wha?
Angry Dude: F*ck you you stupid Shmeek loving Shmeeking Shmeeker.
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v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness
n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets
v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness
n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets
Hey, don't be shmeeky; I know you have more crackers in your pocket.
Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.
Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.
Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.
Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.
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